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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

there once was a frog with no leggs

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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