Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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