An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

penisvaginaorgasm

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...