- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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