- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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