I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Men's rights

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

WNBA

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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