How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Faithful men.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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