- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Puns are terrible. I love them.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What's 9+10? 19

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Rylan Clark

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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