"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Whats two plus two Four!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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