- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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