- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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