My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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