- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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