Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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