*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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