- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Please ignore this statement.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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