- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

read this sentence again.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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