If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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