- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Your Mom The End.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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