why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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haha black people :D

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go F*** yourself

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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