What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

penis

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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