- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer