- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

a man makes a bad joke

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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