Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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