- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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