why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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