What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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12 niqqa 12.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Im gay What about you

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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