- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

pobody's nerfect

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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