Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Tilt your screen back .

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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