I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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