- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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