Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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woman's rights

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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