An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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who do we all like george goodburn

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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