whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Michael Brown

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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