Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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su algato es en fuego

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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