- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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