why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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