- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Women's rights.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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