- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

my wife came out of the kitchen....

What's one plus one? two.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Skinny people fart less.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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