A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What is older than history?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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