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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Please ignore this statement.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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