What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

copy me and i will kill you

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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