A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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