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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

where's mom I killed her

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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