How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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school homewrok

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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