How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What is older than history?

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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