- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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