What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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I like poop in my butt

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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