- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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