What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My jeans

Racial Equality

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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