- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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