Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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