A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Golf.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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