I will create more jobs for americans

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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kieran is a homosexual

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George W. Bush

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Alchohol.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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