What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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I'm Polish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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