- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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