Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Women's rights.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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