- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom