Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Where's my baby??

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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