Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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