Roses are red, yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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