- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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