- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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