Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Youre mom is so dead...

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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