In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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sfdg

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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