- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock Knock? Come in.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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