how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Im gay What about you

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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roy g biv

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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