- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A house comes around the corner.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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