What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

su algato es en fuego

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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