Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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