What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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read this sentence again.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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