Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Reading the Terms and Conditions

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Women's rights.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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