- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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