How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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