- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

I'm Polish.

A: Do you like it B: No

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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