- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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