- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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