A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

black chicken. kfc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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