- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Communism hehe xd

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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