How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I'm Batman.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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