- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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