Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call an arab ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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