What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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