I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

su algato es en fuego

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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