how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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