- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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