Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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