A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Im gay What about you

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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