I'm Polish.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A gay man watches football.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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