- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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