- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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