Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Where's my tractor?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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