I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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