- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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