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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

God is real.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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