- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A penis walks into a bar..

. . I am a whale

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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