- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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