What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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