- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Your Mom The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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