What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Obama = ebola

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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