Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do I hate? people

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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