A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What is white and black and red all over.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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