- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

The child was fired from his job.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's 1+1? 69.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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