Dakota Fanning

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Neither did she.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

You just read this ..

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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