- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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