why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Lewis

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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