- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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