- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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