Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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