Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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