- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Okay.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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