- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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