How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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