So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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