- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What did the man say to his doctor?

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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