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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the man say to his doctor?

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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