Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats white jizz

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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