Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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