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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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