Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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