- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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