What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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