What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Chuck Norris is dead......

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -4

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

thumb_up thumb_down -4

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Dumbledore dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

yolo your orange looks orange

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops