- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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