ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Knock knock Come in

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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