What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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