what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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