- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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