A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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