What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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