Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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