who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Anti Joke

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