- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

. . I am a whale

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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