- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A American seeking into mexico

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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