- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

The child was fired from his job.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Your Mom The End.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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