- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What are annoying? Ads.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

noah is a scrub jungle

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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