- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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