Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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p lkl

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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