- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Where's my baby??

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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