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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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