- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A Serbian Film

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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