- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What are annoying? Ads.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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