- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Good job, son.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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